“Arrr, be Biden cheerin’ for his first mate or just polishin’ his own treasure, eh?!”
2024-10-30
Arrr, matey! Columnist David Marcus be ponderin' if ol' Captain Biden’s blunders that be makin' the fair Kamala stumble were naught but a stroke o' luck or a cunning trick! Aye, the seas of politics be murky, filled with jest and japes!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale most peculiar! On a fine Tuesday, as Vice President Kamala Harris be tryin' to spin a yarn of unity in Washington, our good ol' Cap’n Joe Biden, the leader of the free seas, let slip that half the American crew be "garbage" right on the telly! Aye, he be steal’n the limelight from the fair Kamala, who be strugglin' to chart her own course.Now, this ain't the first time Scranton Joe has dashed across Kamala's grand speeches like a seagull at a fish feast. Every time she tries to sail away from his rocky record, he be postin' selfies like they be best mates! But it raises a mighty question: Does Joe want Kamala’s ship to sink? If ye were tossed aside fer a cacklin' lass, ye might be hopin’ for a shipwreck too!
Biden be a moderate by nature, but his ship be driftin' far left under the watchful eye of the San Francisco crew. Should Kamala rise, the Democrat ship will surely list portside! And if she flounders? Biden's legacy hangs in the balance like a treasure map, with the specter of loss haunting him like a ghostly galleon. So keep yer spyglass ready, for the next week be bringin' tides that could change the course of history!