The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr matey! Elon be tossin’ two million doubloons to fill Texas courts with Republican scallywags! What a jolly show!

2024-10-30

Arrr, matey! The wealthiest scallywag be settin' sail into the Texas election fray, tossin' gold coins like a generous captain! With his treasure chest, he’ll surely tip the scales, turnin' landlubbers into mighty buccaneers! Avast, let the plunderin’ begin!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin 'bout a mighty treasure hunter, the richest scallywag on the seven seas! This landlubber, with more doubloons than he knows what to do with, hath set his sights upon the wild shores of Texas. Aye, ye heard me right!

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