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Arrr! Trump’s treasure crew be throwin’ 50 million doubloons at the battlegrounds, tryin’ to sway landlubbers fer his cause!

2024-10-30

Arrr matey! This super PAC be throwin' over $320 million doubloons at Trump’s quest fer a second sailin’ on the throne, mainly in those fickle swing states. Aye, 'tis like tryin’ to catch a slippery fish in a stormy sea!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the great Trump and his treasure-laden PAC, MAGA, Inc., unleashing a grand $50 million ad campaign across the seven battlegrounds! Aye, it be a final attempt to sway the good folk before the fateful Election Day approaches like a stormy sea!

The tales told in these ads be aimed squarely at the fair Kamala Harris, highlighting her supposed weaknesses. One jolly clip, dubbed "Are Ye Okay?", showcases her words from a debate, where she claimed she cared not for party lines, but for the state of the nation. But lo! The voters be respondin' with grumbles of woe about jobs, crime, and inflation—like a shipwrecked crew lamentin' their fate!

Another ad, "Broken Oath," lays the blame on her for the troubles under the Biden flag—murders, chaos at the border, and a world on the brink of war! As the narrator weaves tales of doom, Trump’s crew be proclaiming, "Kamala broke it, I shall fix it!" Aye, the PAC has spent a mighty $325 million, all in a bid to win the hearts of those in swing states!

So, me hearties, as the winds of election blow, remember: The American people be not okay, and Trump claims he’ll be the captain to right these wrongs! Yarrr!

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