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HAGIT CHEN: Me lad was sent to Davy Jones' locker by them scallywags, and naught be the same henceforth!

2024-10-30

Arrr, Hajit Chen be a-sobbing fer her lost lad, along with all them poor souls what Hamas snatched or sent to Davy Jones’ locker on the fateful 7th of October. Aye, it be a right tragic tale, fit for a tale o' the high seas!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale most grievous and foul! A hundred and one souls be held captive by the scallywags of Hamas since the seventh day of October in the year of our Lord, 2023. With a wicked hand, they snatched good folk from their beds and even from the jigs at the Nova Music Festival! The horror that followed be too monstrous for the likes of ye and me to fathom—murders, vile acts, and broken promises aplenty!

But listen well, for this yarn strikes close to home! Upon that cursed list be the name of Itay Chen, my own son! Aye, since that dark day, our lives have been turned upside down like a ship in a tempest. Me dear Itay, taken from us, and me and Ruby, his father, have fought like raging sea lions to bring him back. We’ve shouted to the winds and met with officials from distant shores, desperate for news.

Alas, the fates have dealt a cruel hand. In March of 2024, we learned the dreadful truth—Itay had met his end on that very fateful day. A vibrant lad of just 19 summers, now lost to the depths of sorrow. But we shan’t relent! No family should suffer this heartbreak, and we demand that all hostages be returned! Time be running out, and though October be upon us again, our hearts ache for the sons and daughters who remain captive in that wretched land. Aye, let ‘em come home, both the livin’ and the lost!

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