Mornin' Glory! Aye, the captain o' landlubbers did indeed utter the word 'garbage,' savvy? Har har har!
2024-10-31
Arrr, be Joe Biden settin' sail fer a Kamala Harris shipwreck, ye say? Aye, it be lookin' like he's chartin' a course fer a lost treasure, blowin' the winds of mischief! Avast, what a merry jape on the high seas of politics!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for we be talkin’ about the drivel of elections past! Ye see, tales from the high seas of politics be as varied as a parrot's colors. From Dukakis in a tank to Dole's cries of "Where's the outrage?" each captain of the ship of state leaves behind a mark.Now, President Trump, he’s got a chest full of memories, but this week, the winds be blowin' towards a new treasure: the word "garbage!" Aye, 'tis not the middle-class upbringing of the Vice President that be stickin’ in the minds of the crew but the jibe from none other than President Biden himself, callin’ 74 million Trump supporters "garbage!" Blimey, what a cannonball that be!
Some scallywags be tryin’ to brush it off, but others reckon it’ll fuel the Trump ship to mighty heights. And as for Vice President Harris, her skills be lackin’, makin’ her a poor candidate in the captain’s gear. Trump may sail to a second term, but one thing be clear: Biden ought to hoist the sails of apology for his blunder, lest he be walkin’ the plank of political folly!