Ahoy, me hearties! 'Tis Eric Hovde, seekin' yer treasure of votes for the Senate seas of Wisconsin! Yarrr!
2024-10-31
Arrr, I couldna be loungin' like a barnacle on the sideline no more! I be itchin' to sail to Washington, takin' on the troubles o' the realm, fer we’ve a heap o' mess to fix, me hearty! Let’s hoist the sails and plunder some solutions!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be settin' sail fer the grand ol' U.S. Senate! Why, ye ask? 'Cause I be lovin' this here land of ours! Aye, America be the finest treasure chest o' liberties and riches ever known to humankind!But alas, the ship be takin' on water, thanks to the scallywags Biden, Harris, and Baldwin, steerin' us straight into Davy Jones' locker! What’s right be turned upside down, handin' gold to landlubbers while our brave sailors sleep on the streets.
Now, I canna sit idle while the political pirates be plunderin' our coffers! Our debts be higher than a crow’s nest, and inflation be eatin' away at our hard-earned doubloons. I swear on me boots, we need a true captain at the helm, not these landlocked career pirates!
And let’s not forget the chaos at the southern border, lettin’ in rogues and rascals! We’re losin’ good men to the poison of fentanyl, all while our crews be divided and squabblin’ like crabs in a barrel. I’ll fight for the good folk of Wisconsin, liftin’ 'em from the depths of despair!
So vote fer me, and I promise ye, I’ll keep our sails full and our compass true, servin’ the hearty souls of this great nation with honor and pride! Yarrr!