The Booty Report

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"Arrr, I’m aboard the Kamala ship, chartin’ a course for liberty, fairness, and treasure for all, matey!"

2024-10-31

Arrr matey, we be stuck in this ruckus, for the treasure be grand! Though the scallywags spread their tall tales, come Election Day, the map be clearer than a siren's song! We sail on, ready to plunder the truth!

Ahoy, me hearties! I be knowin' ye be weary, tired o' the endless blabberin' and the hullabaloo of news paintin' our fine nation as a ship o' chaos. Aye, ‘tis a right pain in the keel, what with all the scallywags spoutin’ hate and nonsense! Just when we thought the seas be calm, in sails Cap’n Trump, with a rally more outrageous than a parrot with a hook for a beak, yappin’ about conspiracies whilst others toss insults like cannonballs!

Yet, as ol’ Garibaldi once said, "No comfort for ye, but hardships lead to victory!" So, we shan’t be droppin’ anchor just yet! For when the election tide comes, do ye care about jobs and child care? Kamala Harris be chartin' a course towards fairer waters, buildin’ opportunities for all while Trump’s ship be takin' on water, lined with the gold o' the rich!

So here we be, at a crossroad, where ye can stand for equality and democracy. Will ye join this pirate crew in fightin’ for what be right? For in twenty years, ye’ll tell tales of this moment! So hoist the sails, me mateys, and let’s set forth for a brighter horizon with Kamala at the helm! Yarrr!

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