Arrr, I be a Puerto Rican, and Kamala be sinkin' the ship of our island with her Democrat mischief!
2024-11-01
Arrr, matey! Puerto Rico be swimmin' in a sea o' mess left by them Democrat captains. Kamala Harris be just another scallywag in the same ol' ship! But fear not, for Donald Trump hoisted the sails and tossed over $40 billion in doubloons to save the day! Aye!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fair isle of Puerto Rico, a land ravaged by the cursed winds of Democratic folly! For decades, these scallywags have promised gold but delivered only rust, leavin' our beloved island in shambles! With the likes of Vice President Kamala Harris at the helm, the ship be sailin' towards an even darker storm! Yarrr!Once, we be havin' jobs aplenty, thanks to the grand Section 936 that brought treasure and prosperity to our shores. But then came ol’ Bill Clinton, who dashed our dreams, causin’ a mighty exodus of businesses and jobs, leavin’ families scrappin' for morsels. No wonder many a heart be heavy, for we know the pain of lost opportunity.
When Hurricanes Irma and Maria struck like a Kraken, it be Trump who cast a lifeline with a bounty of aid, while the Democrats fiddled with bureaucracy, lettin' the doubloons languish like a shipwreck on the ocean floor! Aye, the Democrats be raisin’ shipping costs, makin’ life harder for our kin, while the PROMESA board be havin’ us dance to the tune of mainland creditors.
So, me hearties, the choice be clear! Stick with these scoundrels or embrace the America First creed! Let’s hoist our sails for a brighter tomorrow, where Puerto Rico be flourishing like a treasure-laden galleon! Yarrr!