Arrr! Kamala's mates be throwin' stinky jibes at her grand week, insultin' pro-Trump lasses like scallywags! Har har har!
2024-11-01
Arrr! When her party crowned her as their chosen matey, Vice President Kamala Harris found herself in a pickle, tryin' to charm the scallywags and prove she be the harbinger of change! Aye, ‘twas a quest fit for a true sea dog!
Ahoy mateys! When ye be workin’ fer the campaign o’ Vice President Kamala Harris, ye best be ready fer a fright greater than any ghostly specter! The past week be riddled with blunders from her so-called surrogates, makin’ the seas of campaignin’ as stormy as a tempest. First, whilst Harris be preachin’ unity, President Biden, from the cozy confines o’ the White House, be callin’ half the nation garbage—aye, it be a sight no pirate could fathom! A curious spectacle indeed, when the captain be takin’ the helm from afar, leavin’ the crew in a tizzy.Next, former pirate king, Bill Clinton, dared to declare that the economy be better under Trump—what a mutinous remark! And as if that weren’t enough, billionaire swashbuckler Mark Cuban found himself in hot water, likin’ his tongue to a cannon that backfires, causin’ a ruckus with his ill-timed words about strong women.
With the winds blowin’ against her, Harris be strugglin’ to steer her ship, and if she flounders next week, the blame game will run rampant, with her crew’s blunders takin’ the lead in the belly o’ the beast! Arrr, what a hullabaloo it be!