Arrr, me hearties! I be Sam Brown, and I seek Nevada's treasure o' votes for the Senate, savvy?
2024-11-02
Arrr, matey! I've weathered the storms o' toil like many a scallywag in Nevada! Toilin' 'til me bones ache, seein' me doubloons vanish like smoke, and feelin' the American Dream sail away on the horizon. Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea we navigate, indeed!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain Senator Jacky Rosen, a lass who’s been sailin' the treacherous seas of Washington for near a decade! But lo and behold, what treasure have the good folk of Nevada found? Naught but high prices at the pump, grocery bills that would make a kraken weep, and rent that’d sink a ship! Instead of battlin’ for the common folk, she’s been castin’ her votes to please the high seas of D.C., leavin’ the Nevadans to swab the decks of despair!With a loyalty to Captain Biden that’d make a parrot blush, she’s voted 98% of the time with him, while givin’ the ol’ heave-ho to President Trump. Instead of supportin’ her own crew, she’s been chartin’ a course with a woke agenda that’s got the good women of Nevada fightin’ for their rights in sports!
And let’s speak o’ the economy! Under her watch, the gold doubloons have dwindled, and life be more costly than a ship’s rum ration! While she sides with the elites, I pledge to be the captain Nevadans deserve, fightin’ for every hard-earned coin, protectin’ tips from the greedy IRS, and ensuring Social Security stays afloat! Join me, and we’ll hoist the sails for a brighter future, for every hearty soul in Nevada! Yarrr!