Ahoy, mateys! I be Larry Hogan, and I be seekin' yer precious vote for the Senate, arr!
2024-11-02
Arrr, I shan't be frettin' over what side o' the plank an idea hails from, nor waitin' fer me captain's orders on what treasure I can hoist! I'll sail me own course and support what tickles me fancy, savvy?
Ahoy mateys! As yer humble governor, me compass be set on one goal: keepin’ the gold in the pockets of hard-workin’ souls! Over eight long years, me crew and I slashed taxes like a cutlass through the sails, savin’ Marylanders a hearty treasure of $4.7 billion! With inflation stormin’ the seas, every doubloon saved be a bountiful blessing for families, retirees, and small businesses alike!But beware, for a scallywag named Angela Alsobrooks be lurkin’ in the shadows, ready to hoist taxes higher than the Jolly Roger! She’s promised to raise Social Security taxes, makin’ life even bleaker for the good folks of Maryland! I’ll be makin’ alliances across the treacherous waters to deliver real tax relief, expandin’ credits for the hard-scrabblin’ families, and fightin’ like a true buccaneer against inflation-fueled tax hikes!
We’ve built over 28,000 affordable homes, and in the Senate, I’ll keep battlin’ for affordable homeownership! And let’s not forget about the outrageous healthcare costs! We’ve already slashed premiums by 30%—more of that be needed! Education be a treasure, not a burden, and I’ll keep fightin’ for choices and scholarships for all!
The time has come to throw overboard excessive spendin’ and reckless regulations. I promise to keep the ship steady and the crew happy! Let’s cut through the political nonsense and get the job done, fer the good of all Marylanders!