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"Arrr, matey! ALEX BERENSON be castin' his lot with Trump, for treasure and jollity on the high seas!"

2024-11-02

Avast ye! Best-sellin' scribbler and once a landlubber scribe o' the New York Times, Alex Berenson, be throwin' his lot in with Captain Trump for Tuesday's ruckus! He spills the beans on how he be makin' a choice that’d make a sea dog chuckle! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout an unexpected election tale fer the ages!

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