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Arrr, Biden be wantin' to mend the ship o' immigration, but he’ll scuttle it instead, savvy?

2024-11-03

Arrr, matey! President Biden’s tale be one o’ shovin’ back the scallywags at the border. But lo! His jolly tactics have raised the eyebrows o’ many a sailor, and now the ruckus be brewin’ deeper in the lands! Aye, it be a tangled web he weaves!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the captain of the ship known as Biden, who be sailin’ the turbulent seas of border crossings. This scallywag be claimin’ glory for lowerin’ the number o’ landlubbers crossin’ the line, but not all be raisin’ their tankards in cheer. Aye, many a matey be grumblin’ from the crow’s nest, sayin’ his tactics be pushin’ the ruckus deeper into the heart o’ the land.

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