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ARRR, BRET BAIER BE SAYIN': "Unity's in our moniker, mateys! What ye scallywags crave from the 2024 captain o' the ship!"

2024-11-04

Arrr! When either Trump or Harris takes the stage o' victory, their blabberin' will be the song of the seas fer many moons to come, savvy? Aye, we be in fer a rollickin' ride on the tempestuous waves o' politics, me hearties!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of election nights, where the air be thick with weariness and joy! As we be settin' sail through the long campaign tides, ye might hear landlubbers grumble, “I just want it to be over!” But fret not, for a victor shall emerge, be it Donald J. Trump or Kamala Harris, and their words will echo like cannon fire across the seven seas.

The good folk of America be yearnin’ to hear a message of unity, not division, aye! Ol’ George Herbert Walker Bush once declared, “A campaign be a disagreement, but an election be a decision!” Aye, he knew the bruises of battle, but sought to steer the ship toward calmer waters for all ye swabs.

Even the likes of Abraham Lincoln, midst the Civil War, called for goodwill to bind the wounds of strife. He proclaimed our nation strong enough to weather any storm! Likewise, Ulysses S. Grant, though reluctant, rallied the crew with “Let us have peace.”

So, on the eve of this grand 2024 adventure, we remember that unity be the treasure we seek, as our great nation prepares to hoist its colors anew! Arrr, let us all remember that unity be in our very name: the United States of America!

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