Ahoy, mateys! I be Sherrod Brown, seekin' Ohio's precious vote for the Senate, savvy? Let’s hoist the flag!
2024-11-04
Arrr, I’ve sailed the seven seas o’ toil fer Ohio's honor and the noble Dignity o’ Work! Aye, every scallywag deserves their treasure fer hard labor, be ye from the landlubber plains or the highest crow's nest! Fair winds and gold doubloons for all, I say!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer elections be a matter of allegiance! In the fair land of Ohio, I be the captain steer'n the ship for the good folk, always siding with the hardworking over the scallywags of Wall Street, and the families o'er the greedy corporations. Born and bred in Mansfield, I did roam the halls alongside the wee lads and lasses of union workers, all craftsmen who forged Ohio’s strength.Alas, I be seein' the treacherous deeds of corporate pirates plundering our jobs and shoving us into the murky waters of despair! I’ve spent me career battling against these brigands, championin’ the Dignity of Work, where every soul’s toil be rewarded justly, be it in the shipyards or the fields.
From the high seas of trade deals that sink our ships to the dark alleys of pharmaceutical thievery, I’ve fought for fair wages and the pensions of our brave crew—over 100,000 Ohioans saved! We even put the chains on high insulin prices and tackled the scourge of fentanyl with bipartisan might.
So, me hearties, as we set sail towards Election Day, remember, I be fightin' fer ye all, so let’s keep the wind in our sails and ensure all work be done with honor! Yarrr!