"Arrr, three grand ways the scallywag news crew sank their own ship in the presidential waters—an' they had it comin'!"
2024-11-04
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers o' America be spyin' on them so-called neutral scribes callin' Trump a "fascist"! And they be laughin' as the rich scallywags act like inflation be naught but a ghost ship! Aye, the jesters be blind to the storm brewin' on the horizon!
Avast, me hearties! No matter the outcome o’ the 2024 presidential duel, it be plain as the nose on a pirate’s face that the liberal media be takin’ a right plunderin’! These scallywags have tossed aside any semblance of fair coverage, swingin’ their swords of bias and bluster. The landlubbers be callin’ Trump all manner o’ names, while pretendin’ inflation be a mere whisper in the wind, whilst the tattered folk be struggle to fill their bellies with grub.Ye can see the crew of nabobs at ABC News, dismissin’ violent gangs takin’ over humble abodes, merely ‘cause they don’t sail in those waters! And as for respect for legacy media? Ha! Fewer than a third of ye landlubbers have a shred of faith left in these jesters, as they be usin’ fact-checks like a swordfish in a sword fight—swingin’ it wildly and not how ye’d expect!
With each blunder, they be givin’ a hearty laugh, while hidin’ Biden’s slip-ups like treasure in a chest. Even when the media be tryin’ to spin tales, the crew be turnin’ against ‘em, tossin’ their lattes in revolt! So, grab yer grog and watch as the ship of mainstream media sinks deeper into the murky waters of bias! Yarrr!