"Avast ye scallywags! If the lads don’t cast their votes, that landlubber Harris sails off with the booty!"
2024-11-05
Arrr matey! In the year of our Lord 2020, a fine crew of 89 million lasses be ready to cast their ballots, while only 79.3 million scallywag lads be raisin’ their hands. Aye, since the 1980s, the fair wenches be out-votin’ the blokes like it be a treasure hunt!
Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis Election Day, a day of reckonin’ on the high seas of democracy! Should V.P. Kamala Harris seize the crown, it be 'cause the lads failed to man their ship and cast their votes!In Georgia, a mighty 2.2 million lasses made their mark, outnumberin’ the salty sea dogs by a fair 27%! North Carolina be tellin’ a similar tale, with the fairer gender outvotin’ the men. Former Captain Trump be sailin’ back to North Carolina, surely worried about this tide shift!The gender divide be wider than a ship’s hull! Pew says the gents be supportin’ Trump by eight points, while the lasses favor Harris by nine, makin’ a mighty 17-point gap! And when ye break it down further, college-educated lasses be leadin’ the charge!But beware, me hearties! With more women registered to vote than men, Trump’s ship may be takin’ on water. If ye think yer vote don’t matter, remember the last elections were decided by but a handful of votes! So, if ye want to keep yer captain at the helm, hightail it to the polls!So rise up, ye men! Voting be not just a right, but a duty. If ye don’t cast yer lot, don’t be squawkin’ about the unfair seas afterwards! Yarrr!