Arrr! California be swabbin’ the deck fer weeks waitin’ fer them house results, matey! Aye, what a fine mess!
2024-11-05
Arrr, matey! Some scallywag contests be takin' longer than a turtle's waltz, thanks to them landlubber laws givin' a hearty nod to mail-in parchments. Aye, we be waitin' weeks fer the cannon fire to settle who sails away with the treasure!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, ye scallywags, for I bear tidings from the treacherous seas of election battlegrounds! In this here land o' ballots and whispers, the winds be blowin' in favor o' the voters, aye! But beware, for the tides o’ time can delay our glorious contests for weeks on end, like a ship stuck in a storm with no compass in sight!