The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr matey! Your trusty map to our election treasure as them swing state polls be settlin' down!"

2024-11-05

Arrr, mateys! We be keepin' a sharp eye on the polls, like hawks on a treasure chest! As soon as we be learnin' the juicy tidbits, we’ll be spillin' the beans faster than a ship in a storm. Stay tuned, ye scallywags!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round and lend me yer ears, for I be bringin’ word from the tumultuous seas of the pollin’ climes! Aye, we be watchin’ them polls as closely as a seafarer watches for a kraken in the waters!

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