Arrr! Major fightin' grounds be givin' more time for landlubbers to cast their votes! Here’s the scoop, matey!
2024-11-05
Arrr, matey! Aye, on Tuesday, them battlegrounds be stretchin' the hours o’ the polling, claimin’ long lines and pesky tech troubles be keepin' the scallywags waitin’. ‘Twas a right ruckus fer the landlubbers tryin’ to cast their votes! Aye, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' electoral mischief on the high seas o' democracy! On a fine Tuesday, several battleground states found themselves in a bit of a pickle, extendin' the hours o' their polling sites thanks to dastardly wait times and pesky technical troubles.First, we set sail to the great land of Pennsylvania, where in Luzerne County, the good folk be given until 9:30 p.m. to cast their precious votes, a whole hour and a half past the usual closing bell! Those settin' foot in line before the clock struck 8 be safe, but latecomers must brave the treacherous waters of provisional ballots. In Cambria County, a cursed "software malfunction" caused a two-hour extension, lettin' landlubbers vote till 10 p.m.!
Next, we chart a course to North Carolina, where Burke and Wilson counties added an extra half-hour to their voting times, makin' it till 8 p.m. for keen-eyed voters. Meanwhile, Georgia had its own ruckus with bomb threats sendin' folks scurrying! Those in Cobb, Fulton, and Gwinnett County be allowed to stay till 7:30 p.m. or even 8 p.m. in some spots.
So there ye have it, a jolly adventure of democracy fraught with delays and excitement! Keep yer eyes peeled for the next tale o' this wild election journey!