The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, mateys! 'Tis election night 2024, when the good ol' U.S. of A. be makin' its choice! Avast!

2024-11-05

As this here election be comin’ to a close, many a landlubber feelin’ miscast and bewildered! A grand 74% of our fine crew reckon we be sailin’ in the wrong waters! Blimey, that be a mighty fine tangle, matey!

Ahoy mateys! We be livin’ in a time where ye can summon a feast with just a press o’ the button! But tonight, we be settin’ sail into the stormy seas of uncertainty, as we await word on who'll be capturin’ the title of the next president!

This be a rare night when all ye landlubbers gather ‘round, holdin’ their breath with equal parts excitement and dread. ’Tis be the longest campaign we’ve ever seen, and folks ain't ponderin’ demographic charts or what the Federal Reserve be spoutin’. Nay, they be worryin’ about bills and dreams for their wee ones!

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