"Arrr, matey! McCarthy be sayin’ Biden's crew be clashin’ with the landlubbers 'neath the red flag on Election Day!"
2024-11-05
Arrr, matey! Just as the landlubbers can't stop the sea dogs of the DOJ from nosin' about, the crown's crew ain’t got a leg to stand on interferin' with how the states run their election shindigs. A fine mess of mischief, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we regale ourselves with the yarn of the Biden-Harris crew and their fracas with the lawmen o' Texas and Missouri! Aye, the Justice Department be a right political ship, sailin' under the flag of investigatin' mischief in the land o' elections. But hear me well, if Congress be givin’ the federal lads the go-ahead to enforce laws, no state be blockin' 'em from doin' so, savvy?Word on the high seas be that Texas and Missouri be raisin' a ruckus about those federal monitors at the polls. But Texas seems to have struck a deal; they agreed to keep it civil-like, lettin' the feds hang back a hundred paces from the action. Meanwhile, a judge in Missouri told 'em they can’t just swab the deck with a restraining order!
Now, some scallywags claim these monitors be more like troublemakers than watchdogs, stirrin' up unease in states where the Republican captains be holdin' sway. But lo and behold, the Constitution says the feds can’t be held docked by states when investigatin' crimes, and the federal law be a mighty big ship indeed!
So, if the states reckon the feds are interferin' in their elections, they best gather their evidence and head to court, or else they be squawking like parakeets without a leg to stand on! Hoist the anchor, and let’s see where this wild ride takes us! Arrr!