Arrr! I had to hoist me sword 'gainst the landlubbers of me school for makin' me spout their scallywag words!
2024-11-06
Arrr, I be a scallywag teachin' the fine art of English to landlubbers in the Kansas City seas, findin' meself caught in the tempest o' DEI, gender shenanigans, pronoun parley, and identity swappin’. Aye, it be a right jolly hullabaloo, matey!
Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a beleaguered high school English teacher, caught in the stormy seas of DEI, gender, and identity madness in the fine Kansas City metro! For 17 long years, this brave soul be teachin' in the once-noble Shawnee Mission School District, now swayed by the winds of radical "woke" ideologies!Since the year of our Lord 2019, our intrepid teacher faced the dreaded Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion training—full of White-shaming and psychological trickery! The $400,000 Corwin Curriculum be a vessel of Marxist mischief, spreadin' propaganda most foul against America and its goodly kin!
With talk of "redistributin' privilege" and portrayin' White folk as the scallywags of education, our teacher dared to speak out! An investigation for "deadnaming" and a reprimand for usin' incorrect pronouns turned this ship into a battlefront! After much hullabaloo, and tryin’ to appeal the unjust punishment, our gallant educator has set sail for court, seekin' justice on behalf of truth and knowledge!
In this tempestuous tale, one thing be clear: This teacher aims to teach the young'uns without deceit, upholdin’ the noble values of kindness and compassion! Yarrr, may the winds be at their back!