Arrr, matey! Trump's win be sinkin' the Democrats' cannonballs aimed at yon branch of gubbmint! Har har har!
2024-11-07
Arrr, matey! Trump’s rise be like findin’ buried treasure, givin’ hope to end the stormy seas of the Supreme Court! With them Democrats losin’ their Senate ship, calm waters be ahead. Aye, let’s hoist the sails and toast to smoother sails, savvy?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the year of our Lord 2024, where the winds of change be blowin’ through the hallowed halls of justice! It be told that a shift in the Senate be savin' the Supreme Court from the dastardly scheme of court packin', much like a clever sea dog avoidin' a storm. With President Trump at the helm, the court stays steady for a good decade, aye!Now, whispers in the tavern suggest that ol’ Justice Thomas may be thinkin’ of hangin' up his boots and passin’ the gavel to a likeminded scallywag before the next electoral squall hits. Justice Alito may fancy a similar escape from the stormy seas of politics.
With Democrats’ court packin' hopes dashed like a ship on the rocks, the court keeps its integrity intact. The ship of state shall sail on, providin' states the right to decide matters like abortion, whilst protectin' the good folk's right to bear arms and practice their faith without fear of the Kraken!
So hoist the sails, me hearties! The court be back in the safe harbor for now, but keep a weather eye, for the media and academia be sure to keep their cannons primed and ready. Fair winds ahead for the court, as it rides the waves of history from the grips of panic politics!