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“Avast! We shan't be buryin’ three generations! Longin’ for the wee lad and his kin, arrr!”

2024-11-07

Arrr, matey! Ofri Bibas Levy spins a yarn of woe, as her brother and kin, a wee lad among 'em, be snatched by them scallywags of Hamas on the seventh day of October! Aye, and to add salt to the wound, her sister-in-law's folks met a dread fate that very same day!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a sorrowful yarn of me dear kin, who be caught in the treacherous clutches of dastardly scallywags! Over a year has passed since I last held me sweet wee lad, Kfir, and a whopping 390 days since his rascally brother, Ariel, dashed into me arms like a spry little seafarer.

Alas, Kfir, snatched away at the tender age of but 9 moons, be the youngest captive in Gaza. The last time I laid me eyes on him and Ariel was in a most frightful scene, as the fiends of Hamas made off with 'em on that cursed day, October 7, 2023. Aye, we be stuck in that dark hour, frozen like a ship in a storm!

Me heart aches for me brother Yarden, trapped apart from his wife and lads. A year of missing warm chats and jests about me vegan ways. Kfir turned one and Ariel five in captivity. I shiver at the thought of their suffering, kept in dank tunnels without a drop o’ sunshine or morsel of food. The very thought makes me blood boil!

We be cryin' for their freedom, me hearties! Kfir and Ariel must be released, for the sake of all who cherish innocence! If we let this slide, the world will be a darker place, with scoundrels thinkin' they can snatch children without a care. Let us unite! Help spread the word and demand their release before time runs out!

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