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Arrr, as the First Matey of the ship Trump, Melania be hopin' to steer us to calmer seas!

2024-11-08

Arrr, matey! First Lady Melania, savvy as a ship’s captain, be knowin' the weight of the treasure she guards! With a treasure trove o' experience, she be ready to make her mark once more on this vast sea of legacy! Avast, let the winds of change blow fair!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve tales of the fair Melania Trump, who be makin’ history as the second lady to sail the seas of the White House twice, a rare feat indeed! Aye, while her captain, Donald, be gatherin' the crew for his ship of state, Melania be settin' her sights on the East Wing, ready to hoist the sails o' duty and legacy.

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