Arrr, Trump be needin’ a sturdy ship ’gainst the China storm to keep the seas calm, savvy?
2024-11-08
Arrr, matey! China be a scallywag, stirrin' trouble in our elections and givin' our mates a good ol’ fashioned bullyin’, all whilst buildin' a mighty fleet! Trump best hoist the sails and ready his cannon to keep the seas calm, lest we all be walkin' the plank!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer the winds of war be blowin’ fierce between the U.S. and that scallywag, China! The Trump crew be needin’ to hoist the sails high and take a hard stance against the Chinese buccaneers, lest we find ourselves walkin’ the plank of international disgrace! If we don’t change course, those landlubbers in Beijing will be makin’ gains quicker than a kraken swallows a ship!China’s been meddlin’ in our business, tryin’ to sway elections and fillin’ our infrastructure with their sneaky little tentacles. Their warships are buzzin’ our vessels like a swarm of angry hornets! Aye, and they’ve been givin’ the Filipino fishermen a right hard time in the South China Sea, firin’ lasers and water cannons at the poor souls!
Now, while Biden be sittin’ back with nary a word, the stakes be risin’. We need to prepare fer battle and give 'em a taste of their own medicine! Slap on them tariffs, send our warships to strut their stuff, and for the love of Davy Jones, let’s not negotiate ‘til they cease their shenanigans with Taiwan!
So hoist the colors, me hearties! We need to be ready fer a fight, with our defenses strong, if we be wishin’ to keep the dragon from scorin’ a victory on our shores!