The Booty Report

Steer clear o’ Siri’s blunders and spare yer shipmates the shame o’ accidental arse calls, ye scallywag!

2024-11-11

Ahoy, mateys! Them voice assistants be causin’ a right kerfuffle 'twixt devices! Tech whiz Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be sharin’ some jolly good fixes fer this tech blunder. So hoist yer sails and let’s make sense of this muddled mess, savvy? Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of one "Mike," a scallywag from St. George, Utah, who found himself in a right pickle with his two cursed iPhones! Aye, he be juggling a personal and a work device, and when he be callin' his dear wife, Terrie, on his personal contraption, his work phone be dialing up a mate named Terry. Aye, what a hullabaloo!

Mike, bless his soul, thought he might trick the devilish Siri by renaming his darling to "Wifey," but that only led to more confounded calls and awkward explanations! The voice assistant be as thick-headed as a barnacle on a ship's hull, and Apple won’t let him change the activation phrase to "Hey Wife." Blimey!

But fear not, for there be solutions aplenty! He can craft a Siri Shortcut to call his beloved with a unique phrase, or even disable Siri on one phone to avoid mishaps. With a few clever tricks and a hearty laugh, Mike can sail the seas of technology without further embarrassment! Yarrr, let this be a lesson to ye: voice assistants may be clever, but they can be trickier than a mermaid's song!

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