Arrr, matey! Melissa DeRosa be ponderin’ why the Democrats be sinkin’ like a ship with a hole in its hull!
2024-11-11
Arrr! The Democratic crew be takin' the blame fer the grand victory of Captain Trump on Tuesday! They be sailin’ so far from the folks they claim to serve, they’ve lost their compasses! A right jolly mess, I say! Avast, who be steerin' this ship?
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of President Trump's grand victory, a sight that left many a landlubber scratchin' their heads! The scallywags in the Beltway be spoutin' all sorts of nonsense, claimin' it be due to racism and such, while failin' to see the ship be sinkin' under their noses!Ye see, the folks be feelin' rougher than a barnacle-covered hull, and when ye tell 'em to ignore their own eyes, it’s like tryin' to convince a parrot the sea be dry! Democrats be losin' ground with all sorts of voters – from the youths to the unions – while thinkin' they can win with talk of abortion instead of the economy, which be the true treasure map!
And let’s not forget the Biden-Harris crew, who be flounderin' in the wake of a terror attack, lookin' more lost than a ship without a captain! As chaos ruled the waves, they be takin' heat for caterin' to the far-left, alienatin' moderates faster than a cannonball through the hull!
With the trust in the media droppin' faster than a pirate’s booty in a storm, the 2024 elections be a warning bell! If the Democrats don’t heed the call, we may find ourselves adrift, with no compass to guide us! So hoist the sails, or prepare to be marooned, mateys!