"Arrr, matey! Trump sailed through on gold doubloons, while them Democrats be just flappin' their gums like landlubbers!"
2024-11-12
Arrr, me hearties! The vote be done and the treasure's plundered! An AP scallywag be sayin’ 96% o’ the crew reckon the high cost o’ grog and grub swung their votes. Aye, even pirates can’t ignore a leaky purse!
Arrr matey! It be the age-old tale of "the economy, ye scallywags," as the wise James Carville once proclaimed, and by thunder, it be true! In the grand tapestry of chaos—illegal immigrants stormin' the shores, crime runnin' rampant like a ship without a captain, and Vice President Harris flounderin' like a fish out of water—naught could match the tempest that was the economy! Aye, 96% of landlubbers said high prices be sinkin' their ships when it came to castin' their votes.Me hearties wanted back what was rightfully theirs—coin in their pockets and bread on the table! But alas, under the reign of Bidenomics, the rich be settin' sail on a treasure trove while the common folk were left to scrounge for scraps. Inflation soared like a crow's nest flag, and interest rates turned home-buyin' dreams into nightmares!
And what did our dear Vice President propose? A whole lot of nothin', matey! She be the "change candidate" with naught but a plan to fix prices and throw around shiny baubles. When asked how she'd steer the ship differently, she fumbled worse than a drunken sailor! The tides of change blew strong, and the good people turned to ol’ Trump to rescue them from this stormy sea! So raise a tankard, for the winds have shifted, and it seems the Democrats be adrift without a compass, unaware of the impending squall!