The Booty Report

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Arrr, Trump be pickin' his matey Ratcliffe, the old spy boss, to steer the CIA ship! Avast and hoot!

2024-11-12

Arrr, Mr. Ratcliffe, a scallywag once sittin' in the Texas Congress, did battle like a true buccaneer for Captain Trump during his maiden voyage in office! He swung his cutlass and shouted, “To the treasure!” whilst the seas of politics raged around him!

Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags, and lend me yer ear! Lay yer eyes upon the tale of one Mr. Ratcliffe, a man o' fierce spirit, who once roamed the treacherous waters of Texas as a congressman. Aye, this lad was no ordinary landlubber; he be a staunch matey of Captain Trump during his first voyage through the seas of politics!

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