Arrr! In the grand port of Los Angeles, the law-abidin’ scallywags finally tossed the mad DA overboard!
2024-11-13
Arrr, matey! The blue crew be fed up with the lawmen makin' merry with experiments they be callin' "reform," while the scallywags run amok! Confidence be sinkin' like a leaky ship, and crime be raisin' the Jolly Roger high! A topsy-turvy world, indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of treachery on the high seas of Los Angeles County, where the voters hoisted the black flag and sent scallywag District Attorney George Gascón to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, he sank faster than a lead cannonball, bein’ down over 20 points to Nathan Hochman, a Republican seafarer lookin’ to right the ship of justice.