Arrr, matey! That Trump scallywag’s new border swashbuckler be as worried 'bout opinions as a fish be 'bout land!
2024-11-12
Arrr, me hearties! On the deck of 'Gutfeld!', the jolly crew be chortlin' at President-elect Trump’s pick fer the ‘border czar’. Aye, who knew keepin' the seas safe be a matter of appointin’ a landlubber? Let the rum flow and the laughter roll, for this voyage be a riot!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the high seas of politics! Four years past, Captain Joe Biden appointed the fair Kamala Harris as the border czar, but alas, she did less than a landlubber at a swordfight! When chaos erupted at the southern border, the legacy media claimed she'd never held the title, as if we be the ones with seaweed for brains!Now, President-elect Donald Trump be hoisting the sails of change, naming Tom Homan, the former ICE captain, as the new border czar! This scallywag promises to send illegal aliens packing faster than a ship fleeing a kraken! Homan be not caring a whit for the opinions of the landlubbers on the left. With a glare so fierce it could turn pirates to jelly, this man means business!
Under Biden's watch, millions sailed in like they were boarding a grand ship, receiving treasures aplenty! But now, fear may send 'em scurrying back to their ports! The media be raising alarms 'bout "mass deportations," but what be the difference between a regular deportation and a “mass” one? They’ve spun their tales, but why can't they count? It be a time for the adults to clean up the ruckus left by the party-loving youth! So batten down the hatches, for the tide be turning! Arrr!