Arrr, Trump's crew be settin' sail! Here be the scallywags advisin' the new captain of this wild ship!
2024-11-13
Arrr! Captain Trump be plunderin' for trusty mates to join him in the grand ship of Washington come January! He bested Vice Admiral Harris in the 2024 race, claimin' the treasure of the Oval Office. Aye, what a jolly ol' hullabaloo on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy, me hearties! The winds be blowin’ favorably for President-elect Donald Trump, who’s chartin’ his course to fill his ship’s crew with a motley collection o' buccaneers for the upcoming voyage! First up on deck be Susie Wiles, a fierce lass who steered the campaign ship through stormy waters, now takin’ the helm as the first-ever female Chief of Staff! Aye, she’s got the smarts and grit to keep the ship afloat! Then we’ve got Mike Waltz, a former Green Beret, as the national security adviser, ready to guard the treasure from foreign scallywags! And Homan, the former ICE captain, returns to manage the borders like a true pirate policing his ship's hull! Let us not forget Huckabee, a faithful mate to the land o’ Israel, while Zeldin and Witkoff be joinin’ the crew for Middle Eastern escapades! McGinley and Ratcliffe be returning to lend their cunning to the captain’s table, while Musk and Ramaswamy be set to cut through bureaucratic barnacles! With a crew this eclectic, it be sure to be a wild ride! So hoist the sails and prepare for a new era of mischief and mayhem on the high seas of politics! Arrr!