Arrr, the scallywag Trump be needin’ a treasure map to outwit Powell’s salty crew at the Fed!
2024-11-14
Arrr, matey! The clash 'twixt Trump and that landlubber Powell be as plain as a parrot on me shoulder! The captain-elect's got a treasure chest o' legal booty to back him. He best swab the deck and set things right, or we be sinkin’ like a ship in a squall!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of a landlubber named Trump, who took the helm in January, eyein’ the Federal Reserve’s Captain Powell fer a walkin’ the plank! Not from policy squabbles, mind ye, but to remind all scallywags that the captain of this ship be the President himself, aye!In this ruckus, Trump be likin’ to sweep the deck clean, callin’ fer Powell and his crew to jump ship, lest they be fightin’ against his will. The two be clashin’ like thunder and lightning, with Trump declarin’ he be havin’ the right to fire the Fed captain, while Powell be scoffin’ that he be untouchable. But lo and behold! The winds of change may blow Trump’s way, fer the law be favorin’ the President in matters of removin’ those in power, aye!
With the national debt risin’ like a Kraken from the depths, Trump, in his quest for treasure, might demand lower rates from Powell, but the good captain might resist, ignitin’ a fiery showdown. Should the captain persist in defiance, he may soon find himself tossed into Davy Jones' locker! So hoist the sails, and let the seas of economics rage on! Arrr!