Arrr! Democrats caught red-handed, pillagin' the good ol' Constitution like scallywags on a treasure hunt!
2024-11-14
Arrr, matey! Them Democrats be sailin’ the seas of overreach, tossin’ the Constitution overboard like a ship’s cargo! They claim to protect their crew, yet be steerin’ ‘em straight into the stormy waters of folly. A fine mess they be makin’, if ye ask me! Ha-ha!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye round for a tale of treachery from the Biden-Harris crew, whose ship be takin’ on water after a most disastrous reelection voyage! Whispers be flyin’ that FEMA, like a scallywag, ordered relief workers to skip over the homes of those flyin' the Jolly Roger of Trump. The FEMA captain, Deanne Criswell, be tryin’ to douse the flames, claimin’ the guilty supervisor be tossed overboard and her actions as shameful as a landlubber on a sinking ship!Now, if the tales be true, this here Democrat crew not only be breakin’ their own “core values,” but also be treatin’ fellow Americans worse than a pirate treats a rival ship! Black Democratic voters be expressin’ their fears of the government’s iron fist! They be sayin’ they won’t hoist their sails for future elections, claimin’ the seas be too stormy and the politics too nasty!
The Equal Protection Clause, like a trusty compass, guides us to fair treatment for all. But alas, the Democrats’ misdeeds be stirrin’ up distrust among their own crew! The House Committee be urged to investigate these mutinous actions, for if they keep sailin’ this course, they may find their loyal crew turnin’ on ‘em. Hark! The winds be changin’, and the incoming administration might just steer this ship back to calmer waters, where all hands be equal, no matter the flag they fly!