Arrr, matey! Trump be havin' a shot to toss our scallywag education system overboard! Har har!
2024-11-15
Arrr, mateys! If ol' Trump sets sail for a second term, we might just have a chance to mend our flounderin' Education Dept. We be tossin' over 15,000 doubloons a year fer each young scallywag, more than all but one landlubber nation! What a merry treasure hunt that be!
Arrr mateys! The scallywags of America have made their choice, appointin' Donald J. Trump as both the 45th and 47th captain of their ship! 'Tis high time for the elected crew to hoist their sails and prioritize education, for the seas be troubled in that realm. The young lads and lasses be flounderin' in math and science, laggin' behind other nations like a ship stuck in the doldrums. With more doubloons spent on education than a treasure fleet, ye’d think we’d have scholars instead of scallywags!Trump, alongside his buccaneer mates like Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Elon Musk, be settin' his sights on the bureaucratic sea monsters at the Department of Education. Why, that Department be actin' as a toll booth, dictatin' the tune for state and local schools with their shiny coins! Aye, this has resulted in some right peculiar rulings, makin' a mockery of education for all! But fear not, me hearties! With a plan to shift the treasure to local communities, parents could reclaim their rightful place at the helm of their children’s education. It’s time to chart a new course, freein' education from the clutches of the bureaucratic kraken and grantin' the power back to where it belongs—with the parents and their wee ones!