Arrr, even them Democrat scallywags tossed aside lefty schemes in the most unexpected ports o' call!
2024-11-15
Arrr, matey! The Democrat crew, wearied by the scallywags roamin’ free and the beggars clutterin’ the streets, set sail for change in their fair havens! By the time the election bells rang, they’d charted a new course. How’d they pull that off, ye ask? Aye, 'tis the question of the day!
The voters, tired of livin' in chaos, have shown their might by smashin' the progressive playbook to smithereens! They’ve cast their lot with new captains like Mayor-elect Keith Wilson of Portland, seekin' to bring order to the ruckus. Once-glorious San Francisco, now a den of open-air drug markets and needle-strewn streets, ain't safe no more, and even the once-lauded Mayor Breed found herself walkin' the plank!
California itself be reckonin' with its folly as Prop 36 sails forth, reinstatin' stricter punishments that cut through the fog of progressivism. The tides be turnin’, and with each ballot cast, the good citizens reclaim their cities from chaos. So raise yer tankards, me hearties, for common sense hath returned to the shore! The message is clear: progressivism's ship has sunk, and the crew be ready for a new course towards safety and sanity!