Arrr, matey! The MAGA crew be like the scallywags of '76, wantin' to hoist their own jolly Roger!
2024-11-16
Arrr, matey! The soon-to-be captain and his crew be like them Foundin’ Dads of yore! Trump and his jolly band o’ MAGA marauders sendin’ the scallywags of the deep state, book learnin’, and the gossipin’ press to Davy Jones’ locker! Hoist the sails of victory!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a lad named Donald J. Trump, who be struttin' like he be the spitting image of our Foundin' Fathers! Aye, Eric Trump, that sprightly son, proclaimed his father as a modern-day George Washington, nearly lost to villainy! The scallywags of the liberal sea be churnin' their lies, but I say Trump be standin' tall against tyranny that'd make King George shiver in his boots!In the days of yore, when patriots dared to challenge the crown, many a wealthy landlubber kept their mouths shut, afraid to lose their doubloons. But our Donald, the buccaneer of business, set sail in 2015, armed with a mighty slogan to "Make America Great Again!" With cannons ablaze, he rallied the masses, the new "Sons and Daughters of Liberty," to combat the stormy seas of censorship.
As the modern-day "Committees of Correspondence," he wielded podcasts and social media like a cutlass, shoutin', "The woke be comin'!" So, mark me words, when historians finally be free from their lefty shackles, they’ll see Trump not as a mere man but as a captain worthy of our Foundin' legacy! Don’t tread on this MAGA ship, or ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!