The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Nancy Pelosi's ship be sunk! Blame her for the Dems’ treasure chest goin' to Davy Jones’ locker!

2024-11-18

Arrr, me hearties! It be time to scuttle the tall tale of Nancy Pelosi bein’ a cunning sea dog! The blame be fallin’ squarely on the shoulders of that self-styled "speaker emerita," for leadin’ the Democrats to a shipwreck of a billion doubloons in their electoral voyage!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the folly of one Nancy Pelosi, self-proclaimed "speaker emerita," who be the scourge of the Democrats, sinkin' 'em to the depths of electoral doom! She be leadin' her crew to a $1 billion shipwreck, losin' the White House, House, Senate, and even the popular vote—blimey, that’s a mighty feat!

In her own blue waters of San Francisco, the voters turned against her like a mutinous crew, swingin' towards that scallywag Trump! Aye, she be the lone captain to lose the House not once, but twice! And what does she do, ye ask? She be filin' papers to run again at the ripe old age of 86, clingin' to power like a barnacle! The party’s feuds be spillin' over, with her squabblin’ with the likes of Bernie Sanders and castin’ blame like cannon fire upon poor Biden, who be tryin’ to sail his own ship.

Her reign, a mix of treachery and absurdity, leaves the Democrats in disarray, with her own mates startin' to shout, “Take a seat!” Aye, the party be actin' like a shipwrecked crew, with Pelosi at the helm, stubborn as a mule. It be high time for her to hoist the sails and sail into the sunset, lest she take the whole crew down with her folly!

Read the Original Article