"Arrr! Trump’s matey be claimin’ them Pennsylvanian scallywags be bound for the brig fer countin’ ballots wrong!"
2024-11-18
Arrr! Chris LaCivita be squawkin’ that them Democratic scallywags in Pennsylvania be bound for Davy Jones’ locker fer their recount shenanigans, while ol’ Sen. Bob Casey clings to his treasure like a landlubber! Aye, the seas of politics be stormy indeed!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as ye hear the tale of a tempest brewing in Pennsylvania's election seas! Chris LaCivita, a bold swashbuckler from the Trump campaign, be predictin' that them election officials might find themselves in the clink for countin' mail-in ballots that be missing dates or signatures, after the state Supreme Court declared such ballots as worthless as a wooden nickel.This ruckus arose when Democratic Sen. Bob Casey, havin’ the audacity to endorse a Democratic commissioner, led a crew of scallywags who decided to count those very disqualified ballots. “Precedent?” said one rebellious commissioner, “who cares for such a thing in this lawless sea?”
With the winds howlin', Casey be holdin’ firm, insistin’ that every Pennsylvanian’s voice must be heard! Yet the Republican crew, feeling sore about the whole affair, be filing lawsuits faster than a cannon can fire, to stop these “illegal” ballots from being counted. They claim it be a waste of doubloons, as recounts rarely change a ship's course!
So hoist yer flag, me hearties! The battle rages on for the Senate seat as both sides prepare for a showdown, with LaCivita warnin’ of jail time for those who dare defy the court’s decree. Aye, it be a fine mess indeed on the high seas of Pennsylvania politics!