Arrr, RFK Jr. be settin’ sail to rattle the hull o' our mighty health empire, and it be quakin' in its boots!
2024-11-19
Arrr, matey! We be tossin’ doubloons on doctorin’ like a drunken sailor, yet our crew be sicker than a scallywag! RFK Jr. best be steerin’ his ship with a strong hand if he hopes to chart a course for better seas, or we’ll be lost to Davy Jones!
Ahoy mateys! It be true what ol' Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be sayin' – the U.S. be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in its hull when it comes to health care! We be pourin' doubloons into the medical cauldron, nearly twice what other wealthy lands do, yet our results be more tragic than a scallywag's last voyage! Life expectancy, infant mortality, and heart attacks be fetchin' us poor marks indeed!The health care “establishment” be in a right tizzy over Kennedy’s nomination to steer the Department of Health and Human Services. With only 31% of landlubbers thinkin’ kindly of our medical industry, it seems they’ve lost their charm – even lower than the approval ratings of poor ol’ Vice President Kamala Harris!
COVID left many a sailor dubious of our health officials, who made rules as if they were playin’ cards in a storm. And lo and behold, we lost more souls than most other prosperous nations! Why ye ask? Because us common folk know we be payin’ a fortune for care that be as tangled as a fisherman’s net, with bureaucrats makin’ off with a hefty chunk for administrative guff!
Now, Kennedy’s a tough cookie, raisin' a ruckus over chronic diseases and obesity – a true leviathan in our waters! With his bold notions, he might just steer this ship back toward calmer seas. So brace yerselves, me hearties, for a wild ride in the treacherous waters of health care reform! Yarrr!