Arrr, matey! Trump be settin’ sails for a housing treasure by sinkin’ the 'endangered species' jolly roger! Ha-ha!
2024-11-19
Arrr, the land be cryin' fer fresh abodes, but the scallywag bureaucrats be likin' their old, dusty shanties! They be tossin' their hats at new homes like they be cursed treasure! Har har, let’s build, me hearties, while the landlubbers grumble!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the perilous plight of over 1,300 creatures listed as endangered in the Land of the Free, all bound by a monstrous tome called the Endangered Species Act, or ESA for short. This ancient law, as tangled as a sailor's net, be overseen by the landlubbers at the Fish & Wildlife Service and their bureaucratic mates, with penalties steeper than a pirate's treasure trove for any scallywag caught "taking" one of these critters.