Arrr, that shiny doubloon from Harris be just another chance to hoist the sails and ditch them identity shenanigans!
2024-11-19
Arrr, me hearties! We be settin’ sail fer a grander America, where shipmates truly care 'bout their crew and the land! Aye, a place where we tackle troubles like bold buccaneers, fear be weighin' down no soul! Hoist the sails, toasty camaraderie awaits!
Ahoy mateys, gather round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Al Sharpton, who be claimin’ to be a pastor yet be fillin’ his pockets with gold doubloons from the Harris campaign! A hefty sum of 500,000 pieces of eight for his so-called wisdom, while he swears he cares for the Black folk! Aye, and he ain’t sailin’ solo, for the Harris crew tossed a whopping 5.4 million to various advocacy groups—talk about a treasure chest!Now, I be wonderin’ where all this coin be goin’? Sharpton and his mates only rally when the gold flows, not to better their shipmates' lot. And what’s this about Kamala Harris? She let in a horde of folks through the southern seas and expects us to be the kindly host! Aye, she prattles on ‘bout Jussie Smollett, but what of the young souls lost too soon? Naught a peep!
These rascals be exploitin’ their own kin for gold, just like the old segregationists! Identity politics be a siren’s call, leadin’ us to rocky shores. It’s high time we hoist the sails of character instead. So, let Sharpton keep his treasure and Harris her lies—us good folk be movin’ on to brighter horizons, where we care for each other without the shackles of power and race! Yarrr!