Arrr! Trump be choosin’ Dr. Oz to steer the treasure o’ Medicare and Medicaid, savvy? What a jolly jest!
2024-11-19
Arrr, matey! This here famous sawbones be captaining the ship o' Medicare and Medicaid, a mighty vessel that be lookin' after over 150 million landlubbers! Aye, that be a heap o' scallywags to keep healthy! Avast, let the treasure of good health flow!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties! In our fine seas of medicine, there be a mighty captain now takin’ the helm—‘tis a celebrity physician! Aye, this scallywag be settin’ sail upon the grand vessel known as the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services!This be no ordinary ship, mind ye! Nay, it be a floating treasure chest, coverin’ more than 150 million souls across the vast waters of the good ol’ U.S. of A! Aye, if ye be sickly or needin’ a bit o’ patchin’ up, this here agency be the lifeboat ye need, mateys!
But hold on to yer tricorn hats! This savvy doc be a star of the high seas—no ordinary land lubber, I tell ye! With the charm of a siren and the wit of a cunning fox, he’s ready to steer this mighty ship through treacherous waters of healthcare with a wink and a smile!
So raise yer tankards high, me crew! For with this celebrity at the helm, we shall conquer the waves of bureaucracy, and sail smooth seas of medicine! Avast, ‘tis time for fair winds and hearty remedies as we navigate the wild waters of healthcare together!