"Arrr, matey! On Day 1, Trump be tossin’ the scallywags o' women's sports overboard! Aye, let the lassies compete!"
2024-11-20
Arrr matey! When Captain Trump sets sail in the White House, he ought to hoist the Jolly Roger of Title IX to safeguard the lassies’ sportin’ pursuits! Let him summon the courts and rattle the NCAA’s cannons, lest they scuttle the fairer crew’s chances on the high seas of competition!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of how the Biden-Harris crew be plunderin’ women’s sports and privacy like a band o' scallywags! On the very first day, Captain Biden waved his quill and ordered a full sail o’ “gender ideology” to be spread across the seven seas, claimin’ that "children should not fear the restroom." Translated, that means lads aged 18 can swagger into the lassies' locker rooms, thinkin’ it be fair as a fair wind!The whole fleet—every agency—was commanded to follow suit, and lo! Schools be forced to comply with these wild regulations if they want their meager lunch money. But fear not, as a few brave souls in court be fightin' back! Yet, the unravellin’ of this tangled mess will take time, matey. The next captain, Donald Trump, vows to hoist the Title IX flag high, keepin’ men outta women’s sports. Aye, that be a fine start indeed!
Now, there be a call for investigations into schools like San Jose State, where the rules seem as slack as a ship's sails in a calm sea. Title IX was crafted to protect lasses from bein’ tossed aside, but our current administration seems to have missed that boat entirely. Let’s hope we can chart a new course to restore fairness on the high seas of sports!