Arrr, matey! If we cap the blabber, we might just make the government swift as a seagull in flight!
2024-11-20
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis high tide fer a bold yet breezy fix: let’s hoist the sails o' brevity by wranglin' them wordy sea monsters! Aye, word limits be the treasure we seek to clear the murky waters o' government chitchat! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! In this grand era where simplicity be the treasure sought after, the government be a tangled mess o’ complexity, akin to a kraken in a sea o’ legalese! Legislation and regulations swell like a stormy sea, confoundin' honest sailors and stallin' justice faster than a ship on a sandbank!But fear not, for I propose a radical course change: let’s impose word limits—aye, brevity be the soul of wit! Imagine the likes o’ President Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency, spearheaded by none other than the famed Elon Musk, sailin’ toward clearer seas!The U.S. tax code be a monstrous beast of over 6,000 pages, and court documents read like epic ballads, leavin’ the average landlubber scratching their noggin. Tis no wonder the scallywags of the legal world thrive in this chaos, makin’ a pretty penny while honest folk drown in confusion!Now, word limits might seem harsh, but they’d be like a steady hand at the helm, guidin’ us to clarity and order! Just look to the U.S. Constitution—fewer than 5,000 words! We could learn from swashbucklers o’ New Zealand and Singapore, who’ve sailed smoothly with plain language laws!So, hoist the sails for change! With word limits, we’d slash costs, speed up decisions, and restore trust in our government. Aye, let’s start countin’ those words, and may clarity reign supreme on the high seas of governance!