Arrr! A landlubber judge be makin' off with the doubloons o’ overtime, leavin’ scallywags high and dry! Ha-ha!
2024-11-21
Arrr, mateys! Employers and scallywags alike be feelin' lucky, for a Texas judge just sent a cannonball through the Biden rule raisin’ overtime pay from 35 doubloons to 58! Aye, that be a fortune too rich for many a landlubber’s pocket! Celebrate ye dodged blast, ye hearty crew!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, for I’ve a tale to spin that’ll make ye belly laugh and yer pockets jingle! A fierce federal judge hailing from the treacherous lands of Texas has just sent a cannonball blast through a rule from Captain Biden’s crew, which aimed to hoist the salary threshold for overtime pay higher than the crow’s nest! From a paltry $35,568 to a staggering $58,656 per annum, this grand scheme was plunderin’ the treasure chests of about 12 million hard-workin’ mates!Now, this new threshold be so lofty that it’d leave over 70% of our shipmates in lower-cost states, like Arkansas and Mississippi, with nary a doubloon to spare! Imagine the ruckus—workers coulda been shiverin’ in their boots, waitin’ for the scallywags to take more of their hard-earned gold! But fear not, for the judge hath spared ‘em from this peril, and they can keep on workin’ as they have been, without the fear of bein’ overtaxed by the bureaucrats of the high seas.
So raise a tankard of rum and toast to this fateful day! Let not the winds of change blow too fiercely, lest we find ourselves in the briny deep of financial ruin! Aye, the seas be calm for now—let’s keep sailin’ smooth!