Arrr, the Ethics crew be keepin' Gaetz's secrets tighter than a mermaid's grip on a treasure chest!
2024-11-20
Arrr, mateys! The House Ethics crew be as lost as a ship in a fog, failin' to chart a course on old Gaetz’s report! After two hours o' chinwag, they be mum as a clam. No treasure map to the truth be found, said Captain Guest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywags o’ the House Ethics Committee, who just couldn't come to a jolly conclusion ’bout that report on the rogue known as Matt Gaetz. Captain Michael Guest, a fine lad from the Mississippi seas, proclaimed on the morn of Wednesday that after two long hours o’ confabbin’ behind closed doors, they left with naught but whispers and shifty eyes.Yarr, ye see, the committee be like a ship with a hole in its hull, all adrift and no course set! When the lawmakers emerged, they be as tight-lipped as a clam in a treasure chest, not spillin' a single drop of sea water on the matter. With no treasure of decision found in the depths of that closed session, the report lay locked away like a chest o’ gold guarded by a kraken!
So there ye have it, me hearties! The tale of a meeting where naught was decided, and the fate of Gaetz remains as murky as the depths o’ Davy Jones' locker. If only they could chart a course through the murky waters of ethics! Arrr, mayhaps next time they’ll find their compass and steer clear of the choppy seas of indecision!