Arrr, I be knowin' Trump’s energy plan, matey! I once sailed the seas o' his regulatory ship, I did!
2024-11-21
Arrr, the soon-to-be captain Trump be settin' sail to make America’s energy seas bountiful once more! He’ll be hoistin' the sails of production high while tossin' pesky regulations overboard! Aye, let the good times roll, or ye be walkin' the plank!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be spillin' the beans on the latest shenanigans in the realm of energy! Senator John Thune, the newly-minted captain of the Senate ship, be shoutin' from the crow's nest ‘bout restor’n American energy might! Aye, he’s chartin’ a course straight for the treasure trove o’ President Trump’s grand plan to make America the mightiest energy buccaneer in the world.With a hearty laugh, ol’ Trump be hollerin’ to free the fossil fuels and pump up the oil and gas treasures! He’s slappin’ the regulations aside like barnacles on a ship’s hull, ready to greenlight pipelines and refineries galore. And what’s more, he ain’t just huntin’ for black gold; he’s givin’ a hearty nod to nuclear power and renewables, too!
In his grand first voyage, America became a net energy exporter for the first time in ages, like findin' a treasure chest full of gold doubloons! So, as we set sail into round two, Trump be promising to expand energy like a ship on the high seas! It’s all about keepin' the prices low and the sails high, with every energy source bein’ fair game. So hoist the sails, me mateys, for energy dominance be the new black! Arrr!